No, this is not Martin. This is Jon making an account for Martin so his PCs have somewhere to put all their crap.
What has two thumbs and drives a corvette? THIS GUY!
... Your mom shows up more awake.
Yah. Me too. (Should show up more awake, that is)
Oh, no apparently I don’t remember. But now I do, that was when I told you to do something then said that wasn’t what I would do wasn’t it? In retrospect, a cool wish would have been to substitute your Charisma modifier for any static bonuses granted by your bardic music abilities. I really should come to his games more awake.
No, remember, Martin included that as a bonus with the access to spells from the sorcery/mage list. :P
Really Elisabeth? You wished for Eschew Materials? Lame.